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| Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full. |
| Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S. |
| Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! |
| Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. |
| Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. |
| Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't? A: A bellybutton! |
| Q: What colour is a bee? A: Black and Yellow. Q: How many wings does a bird have? A: Two. Q: How many teeth does a cat have? A: I don't know. That's you're problem: You know a lot about the birds and the bees, but you don't know anything about pussy... |
| Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, its a hardware problem! |
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